{"id":1576,"date":"2014-09-18T12:48:52","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T20:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2014-09-18T12:48:53","modified_gmt":"2014-09-18T20:48:53","slug":"ahh-japan-without-ye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/ahh-japan-without-ye\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahh Japan.  What would we do without ye?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"TweetButton_button\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\"  data-url=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/ahh-japan-without-ye\/\" data-text=\"Ahh Japan.%2520What would we do without ye%3f\" data-lang=\"en\">Tweet<\/a><br \/>\n<script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");<\/script><\/div>\n<p>First they gave us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2722779\/Japans-sex-doll-industry-reaches-level-creation-perfect-artificial-1-000-Dutch-Wife-comes-realistic-feeling-skin.html\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Dutch Wives&#8221;.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now they give us <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.wsj.com\/japanrealtime\/2014\/09\/11\/popular-burger-king-japan-offering-back-black\/?mod=trending_now_4\" target=\"_blank\">this:<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/ahh-japan-without-ye\/black-burger\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1577\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1577 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/black-burger-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"black burger\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/black-burger-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/black-burger-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/black-burger.jpg 553w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t made a burger that looked like that since The Great Patio Conflagration of Ought Twelve. \u00a0Nobody wanted to eat them then. \u00a0Now people are paying $7 for them in Japan.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not burnt &#8211; it just looks that way. \u00a0The flat black finish does make it look fast, though. \u00a0And FYI I do think about more than sex and food.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet First they gave us &#8220;Dutch Wives&#8221;. Now they give us this: I haven&#8217;t made a burger that looked like that since The Great Patio Conflagration of Ought Twelve. \u00a0Nobody wanted to eat them then. \u00a0Now people are paying $7 for them in Japan. It&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1576"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1581,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions\/1581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}