{"id":1702,"date":"2014-10-06T15:49:29","date_gmt":"2014-10-06T23:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?p=1702"},"modified":"2024-11-13T20:43:08","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T04:43:08","slug":"cant-get-heaven-dont-read-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/cant-get-heaven-dont-read-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t read this post"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"TweetButton_button\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\"  data-url=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/cant-get-heaven-dont-read-post\/\" data-text=\"Don&#038;%238217;t read this post\" data-lang=\"en\">Tweet<\/a><br \/>\n<script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Not really. \u00a0The post title is just &#8220;clickbait&#8221; &#8211; clickbait is a method of generating \u00a0traffic and pageviews using sensational titles that will (usually) lead to a useless B.S. article. \u00a0Or even worse, a &#8220;listicle&#8221; that you will have to click through 12 pages to see the 12 reasons that something unusual will do or provide something unbeleivable. \u00a0Or something. \u00a0Watch this video. \u00a0Or suffer eternal damnation. \u00a0Disclaimer: \u00a0No boobies, just language.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DXJDBp0yW1A\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That was great craic! \u00a0Not crack, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Craic\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">craic<\/a>. \u00a0So remember when you see those &#8220;recommended articles&#8221; with titles like &#8220;The Twelve Most Cruel and Unusual Torture Devices in History&#8221; or &#8220;Fourteen Freakiest Coincidences of History&#8221; DO NOT \u00a0CLICK on them. \u00a0If you do you will destroy the internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet Not really. \u00a0The post title is just &#8220;clickbait&#8221; &#8211; clickbait is a method of generating \u00a0traffic and pageviews using sensational titles that will (usually) lead to a useless B.S. article. \u00a0Or even worse, a &#8220;listicle&#8221; that you will have to click through 12 pages&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1702"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2421,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions\/2421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}