{"id":326,"date":"2014-04-01T17:27:36","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T01:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?p=326"},"modified":"2014-04-01T17:27:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T01:27:36","slug":"its-april-1st-so-dont-believe-anything-you-read-on-the-internet-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/its-april-1st-so-dont-believe-anything-you-read-on-the-internet-today\/","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s April 1st so don&#8217;t believe anything you read on the internet today"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"TweetButton_button\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\"  data-url=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/its-april-1st-so-dont-believe-anything-you-read-on-the-internet-today\/\" data-text=\"it&#038;%238217;s April 1st so don&#038;%238217;t believe anything you read on the internet today\" data-lang=\"en\">Tweet<\/a><br \/>\n<script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");<\/script><\/div>\n<p>These two stories are abvious parodies&#8230;.right?<\/p>\n<p>NPR: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/thesalt\/2014\/04\/01\/295748000\/do-girl-scout-cookies-still-make-the-world-a-better-place\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Do Girls Scout Cookies Still Make The World A Better Place?&#8221;<\/a> \u00a0Short take from the article: OMG NO!!! Because &#8220;Girl Scout cookies are just another sign of the problem of hyperconsumption. &#8230; because you&#8217;re co-opting innocent children.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_328\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?attachment_id=328\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-328\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-328\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-328\" alt=\"Resistance is futile\" src=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/girl-scout-cookie-fire-300x240.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/girl-scout-cookie-fire-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/girl-scout-cookie-fire-150x120.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/girl-scout-cookie-fire.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-328\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Resistance is futile<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Guardian: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/shortcuts\/2014\/mar\/30\/pheromone-parties-sniff-new-lover-dating\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0&#8220;Pheromone Parties: One Way To Sniff Out a New Lover&#8221;.<\/a> \u00a0I&#8217;ll just give you a couple block quotes:<\/p>\n<p>After sticking my nose in a few bags it became clear there were three distinct categories of smell: the not-really-smelling-of-anything-except-washing-powder, the drenched-in-aftershave, and the bloody-hell-have-you-never-considered-deodorant?<\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All the girls are too clean,&#8221; one bloke complained. &#8220;Weren&#8217;t the rules that you couldn&#8217;t wash?&#8221; It turned out that he had provided one of the more potently &#8220;natural&#8221; offerings on the table.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_329\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?attachment_id=329\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-329\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-329\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-329\" alt=\"something about this doesn't smell right\" src=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-dog-nose-300x247.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-dog-nose-300x247.png 300w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-dog-nose-150x123.png 150w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-dog-nose.png 469w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-329\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">something about this doesn&#8217;t smell right<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think that everyone on earth is crazy except you and me&#8230; and I&#8217;m not that sure about you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet These two stories are abvious parodies&#8230;.right? NPR: &#8220;Do Girls Scout Cookies Still Make The World A Better Place?&#8221; \u00a0Short take from the article: OMG NO!!! Because &#8220;Girl Scout cookies are just another sign of the problem of hyperconsumption. &#8230; because you&#8217;re co-opting innocent children.&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":333,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}