{"id":607,"date":"2014-05-23T10:30:18","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T18:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?p=607"},"modified":"2014-05-23T10:30:18","modified_gmt":"2014-05-23T18:30:18","slug":"what-is-all-this-bullsht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/what-is-all-this-bullsht\/","title":{"rendered":"what is all this Bullsh*t?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"TweetButton_button\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\"  data-url=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/what-is-all-this-bullsht\/\" data-text=\"what is all this Bullsh*t%3f\" data-lang=\"en\">Tweet<\/a><br \/>\n<script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Let me start by saying I am sick of bullsh*t. \u00a0What bullsh*t, you ask? \u00a0<em>All this bullsh*t *waves hands around*. <\/em>\u00a0It&#8217;s knee deep these days and getting worse. \u00a0So I am going to start calling people out on their bullsh*t. \u00a0Or call bullsh*t out on it&#8217;s bullsh*t or whatever&#8230;I&#8217;ll point out bullsh*t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?attachment_id=754\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-754\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-754\" src=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/no-bullshit-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"no-bullshit\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/no-bullshit-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/no-bullshit-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/no-bullshit-270x270.jpg 270w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/no-bullshit.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First &#8211; some of my own bullsh*t. \u00a0I have several favorite phrases that I use when confronted with and perplexed by various bullsh*t scenarios. \u00a0I like to exclaim <em>&#8220;it&#8217;s all bullshit!&#8221;<\/em> when someone makes an inexplicably bad and\/or illogical decision that goes against my interests. \u00a0Sometimes I say\u00a0<em>&#8220;Dees ees boolsheet, man!&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 in the voice of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Ren_%26_Stimpy_Show\" target=\"_blank\">Ren from Ren &amp; Stimpy\u00a0<\/a>which is what I often say when confronted with an unpleasant and unexpected surprise. \u00a0Or there is <em>&#8220;Dat&#8217;s some<strong> bull<\/strong>shit right there&#8221;<\/em> said a la Eddie Murphy (emphasis on the <em>Bull<\/em>) which is beautifully suited to any situation. \u00a0And finally the simple exclamation <em>&#8220;BULLSHIT!&#8221;<\/em> , used like a verbal rubber stamp, as if stamping the bullsh*t label on the offending transgression. \u00a0This is done quickly and loudly as if trying to win the bullsh*t game where you must be the first to buzz in with the response.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/?attachment_id=755\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-755\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-755\" src=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Woody-Buzz-bullshit-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"Woody &amp; Buzz bullshit\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Woody-Buzz-bullshit-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Woody-Buzz-bullshit-150x114.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Woody-Buzz-bullshit.jpg 625w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our quest for deciphering bullsh*t may take us on \u00a0strange paths and across some unexpected reveleations up to and including multi-level bullsh*t which is bullsh*t built upon a foundation of more bullsh*t; \u00a06 degrees of separation bullsh*t, where you will be surprised to find out that two apparaenlty separate instances of bulllsh*t are actually part of the same larger pool of bullsh*t; \u00a0and what is referred to as &#8220;unbelievalbe bullsh*t&#8221; which is something that is such total bullsh*t that it is&#8230;well&#8230; unbelievable.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Bullsh*t slingers beware! \u00a0You have been warned!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet Let me start by saying I am sick of bullsh*t. \u00a0What bullsh*t, you ask? \u00a0All this bullsh*t *waves hands around*. \u00a0It&#8217;s knee deep these days and getting worse. \u00a0So I am going to start calling people out on their bullsh*t. \u00a0Or call bullsh*t out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-politics","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":759,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions\/759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ego-vero.net\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}